Author: Rob Brezsny

Rob Brezsny is the author of Pronoia is the Antidote for Paranoia and The Televisionary Oracle, and a contributor to Pluto. He regularly posts horoscopes and excerpts on his website freewillastology.com.

Free Will Astrology ✧ 9/28 – 10/4

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Conceptual artist Jonathon Keats likes to play along with the music of nature. On one occasion he collaborated with Mandeville Creek in Montana. He listened and studied the melodies that emanated from its flowing current. Then he moved around some of the underwater rocks, subtly changing the creek’s song. Your assignment, …continue

Free Will Astrology ✧ 9/21 – 9/27

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Psychologists say most people need a scapegoat—a personification of wickedness and ignorance onto which they can project the unacknowledged darkness in their own hearts. That’s the bad news. Here’s the good news: The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to neutralize that reflex and at least partially divest …continue

Free Will Astrology ✧ 9/14 – 9/20

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Two animals are pictured prominently on Australia’s coat of arms: the kangaroo and the large flightless bird known as the emu. One of the reasons they were chosen is that both creatures rarely walk backward. They move forward or not at all. Australia’s founders wanted this to symbolize the nation’s pledge …continue

Free Will Astrology ✧ 9/07 – 9/13

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’re half-intoxicated by your puzzling adventure—and half-bewildered, as well. Sometimes you’re spinning out fancy moves, sweet tricks, and surprising gambits. On other occasions you’re stumbling and bumbling and mumbling. Are you really going to keep up this rhythm? I hope so, because your persistence in navigating through the challenging fun could …continue

Free Will Astrology ✧ 8/31 – 9/06

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems,” said businessman Lee Iacocca. You are currently wrestling with an example of this phenomenon, Aries. The camouflage is well-rendered. To expose the opportunity hidden beneath the apparent dilemma, you may have to be more strategic and less straightforward than …continue

Free Will Astrology ✧ 8/24 – 8/30

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Welcome to Swami Moonflower’s Psychic Hygiene Hints. Ready for some mystical cleansing? Hint #1: To remove stains on your attitude, use a blend of Chardonnay wine, tears from a cathartic crying session, and dew collected before dawn. #2: To eliminate glitches in your love life, polish your erogenous zones with pomegranate …continue